Once upon a time there was an agreement between two fine ladies. Momma K was to do her magic in the kitchen for Momma M who, in exchange, would present Momma K with her greatest desire: her very own elephant. That sweet elephant was to be Simon. Handsome, perfect Simon. Except Momma K has yet to make good on her end of the deal, so Momma M is holding Simon hostage. (Really, its joint custody but until that meal is made....) Here are his adventures.