see simon play

Once upon a time there was an agreement between two fine ladies. Momma K was to do her magic in the kitchen for Momma M who, in exchange, would present Momma K with her greatest desire: her very own elephant. That sweet elephant was to be Simon. Handsome, perfect Simon. Except Momma K has yet to make good on her end of the deal, so Momma M is holding Simon hostage. (Really, its joint custody but until that meal is made....) Here are his adventures.
Sometimes Momma K gets to see Simon with Momma M. :)

Sometimes Momma K gets to see Simon with Momma M. :)

After any hard day in the city, a kid needs nourishment. Simon may look like a little thing, but he’s a growing boy and can handle that sushi like a boss. No questions asked. Handled. 

After any hard day in the city, a kid needs nourishment. Simon may look like a little thing, but he’s a growing boy and can handle that sushi like a boss. No questions asked. Handled. 

Uncle J and Simon have seriously taken to each other. Momma M and Momma K are glad he has such an upstanding relative in his life. They’re also glad to have someone to send Simon to when he acts up. 

Uncle J and Simon have seriously taken to each other. Momma M and Momma K are glad he has such an upstanding relative in his life. They’re also glad to have someone to send Simon to when he acts up. 

Union Square. Livin the life. 

Union Square. Livin the life. 

Uncle J and Simon enjoy the dulcet tones of some singers on the street in SF. Oh, wait, wait for it….there he goes! Simon joins in! American Idol, get ready for your first elephant idol! 

Uncle J and Simon enjoy the dulcet tones of some singers on the street in SF. Oh, wait, wait for it….there he goes! Simon joins in! American Idol, get ready for your first elephant idol! 

Simon waits for Momma M and Uncle J during a potty break at a local Starbucks. They went on adventure to the fab city of San Francisco. It was Simon’s first time away from the South Bay and if you were to ask him, he’d say it was amazing. 

Simon waits for Momma M and Uncle J during a potty break at a local Starbucks. They went on adventure to the fab city of San Francisco. It was Simon’s first time away from the South Bay and if you were to ask him, he’d say it was amazing. 

Today’s adventure: SWIM TIME. Here they’re out front the Y. Baby steps, ok? It’s his first time taking the dive. (HA pun intended.) 

Today’s adventure: SWIM TIME. Here they’re out front the Y. Baby steps, ok? It’s his first time taking the dive. (HA pun intended.) 

It’s all clear now. That kid ain’t biking for the fun of it. Tsk tsk Simon, exercising only to eat up the calories later on? But then again, look at that sundae. Baby boy your Mommas could never deny you anything! Eat up! 

It’s all clear now. That kid ain’t biking for the fun of it. Tsk tsk Simon, exercising only to eat up the calories later on? But then again, look at that sundae. Baby boy your Mommas could never deny you anything! Eat up! 

While our boy is growing up so fast, there are something he still struggles with. Even our smart Simon hasn’t managed to master the fine art of cycling yet, at least not without his trainers. Until then, Momma M helps him get around. Don’t worry, he always remembers his please and thank you’s. 

While our boy is growing up so fast, there are something he still struggles with. Even our smart Simon hasn’t managed to master the fine art of cycling yet, at least not without his trainers. Until then, Momma M helps him get around. Don’t worry, he always remembers his please and thank you’s. 

So far, one can safely assume that Momma M is leading our sweet boy down a righteous, wholesome path. Concertos at such a young age!? Well done, Simon, well done. Those lessons have paid off well. 

So far, one can safely assume that Momma M is leading our sweet boy down a righteous, wholesome path. Concertos at such a young age!? Well done, Simon, well done. Those lessons have paid off well.